Post by LotRFreak89 on Aug 5, 2005 16:56:30 GMT -5
Yeah, yeah, start your joking here.
One day, a blonde was sick of all the jokes and wisecracks
directed towards blondes. So, she died her hair, cut it,got a new wardrobe, and a new car.
One day she was driving down a countryside and a sheep herder was herding his sheep across the road. She got out of her car and walked over to the man.
" If I can guess how many sheep you have here, may I have one?" The herder, puzzled, let her try.
" You have 171." so the herder let her pick out a sheep. In a last defence the herder said:
" If I can guess your real haircolor, can I have the sheep back?" amused, she let him try. " Your a blond, now give me back my dog."
One day, a blonde was sick of all the jokes and wisecracks
directed towards blondes. So, she died her hair, cut it,got a new wardrobe, and a new car.
One day she was driving down a countryside and a sheep herder was herding his sheep across the road. She got out of her car and walked over to the man.
" If I can guess how many sheep you have here, may I have one?" The herder, puzzled, let her try.
" You have 171." so the herder let her pick out a sheep. In a last defence the herder said:
" If I can guess your real haircolor, can I have the sheep back?" amused, she let him try. " Your a blond, now give me back my dog."
